clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.
fuqyourlies: reasonswhydansafail: sleepingartist: urbancatfitters: if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet the first album : “Unknown album” the hit single: “track 1” album art Some people wanna watch the world burn
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
david-tennant-omg: tunoeresdarks: i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked i mean look at this fucking thing IT’S CHARGING you’re either a complete genius or you should be burnt at the stake…
burn-thenightaway: I don’t want to spend six years of my already wasted life racking up debt in order to get a piece of paper that qualifies me to do a job I probably don’t want just so that I’m not deemed a lowlife failure by a society that doesn’t give a fuck about me anyway. This. Except I’ll only take 4 years and I won’t have debt
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?